badparent:

me as a parent

Because this is my life. And that’s the only explanation you will ever need. – (via hefuckin)s3 (via quirkyvirgin)
If God gives such attention to the appearance of wildflowers—most of which are never even seen—don’t you think he’ll attend to you, take pride in you, do his best for you? What I’m trying to do here is to get you to relax, to not be so preoccupied with getting, so you can respond to God’s giving. People who don’t know God and the way he works fuss over these things, but you know both God and how he works. Steep your life in God-reality, God-initiative, God-provisions. Don’t worry about missing out. You’ll find all your everyday human concerns will be met. – Matthew 6:30-33 MSG (via kvtes)

liftedandgiftedd:

if you didn’t leave a handprint on the booty then did you really smack it

Gf: babe come over
Me: I'm eating garlic bread
Gf: I'm horny and my parents aren't home
Me: it's the kind that's covered in cheese


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badparent:

me as a parent


Via HATE

Because this is my life. And that’s the only explanation you will ever need.

– (via hefuckin)s3 (via quirkyvirgin) Via HATE

If God gives such attention to the appearance of wildflowers—most of which are never even seen—don’t you think he’ll attend to you, take pride in you, do his best for you? What I’m trying to do here is to get you to relax, to not be so preoccupied with getting, so you can respond to God’s giving. People who don’t know God and the way he works fuss over these things, but you know both God and how he works. Steep your life in God-reality, God-initiative, God-provisions. Don’t worry about missing out. You’ll find all your everyday human concerns will be met.

– Matthew 6:30-33 MSG (via kvtes) Via





moroccan-elephants:

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autumnd4y:

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liftedandgiftedd:

if you didn’t leave a handprint on the booty then did you really smack it

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  • Gf: babe come over
  • Me: I'm eating garlic bread
  • Gf: I'm horny and my parents aren't home
  • Me: it's the kind that's covered in cheese
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